How to endear yourself to work colleagues
Me: [takes interest in someone's desktop wallpaper] Oh, what's that? [looks closer] Oh, lizards!
Him: [weary] Yes, marine iguanas.
Me: Lizards!
Him: [borderline now] Marine iguanas.
ALSO
Take a look at the weather to the right. Note that the lows are in no way indicative of the actual temperature when you're outside in the wind. The blasts are very icy. Luckily I have a new coat to wear on my walk to work. I was going to post a picture, but now I've taken it off already.
Him: [weary] Yes, marine iguanas.
Me: Lizards!
Him: [borderline now] Marine iguanas.
ALSO
Take a look at the weather to the right. Note that the lows are in no way indicative of the actual temperature when you're outside in the wind. The blasts are very icy. Luckily I have a new coat to wear on my walk to work. I was going to post a picture, but now I've taken it off already.
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